The social worker

"He is drunk!" said the social worker when we got to the village of the SIM card holder. "He is in no state to activate! We must know his date-of-birth and father's name... biut don't worry! I will guess." ...."Perhaps we will go to the Vodafone office", he said later. "There is a Vodafone office?" I asked in surprise. "Yes," he said. "You will donate to my orphanage."